Dear Great Pumpkin,

I woke up this morning to learn that the Thunder traded James Harden. I’m still in a bit of shock. I knew it was a possibility, but I thought that they would work it out. I really did.  Now, I don’t even know what to think. Are the Lakers better than the Thunder now? Is our shot at a dynasty over? Did we really just trade away the best beard that the NBA has ever seen?

I’ve been pretty good all year. Maybe a bit too much alcohol, but I cut back on the pumpkin ale. I did that for you. All I’m asking is that you block this trade, somehow, someway.

Sincerely yours,
John