I want to open a bar that serves nothing but beer and pie. Lots of craft beer taps and bottles, and different pies everyday. I’d also offer pie and beer pairings on the menu. Apple Pie with IPA comes to mind.
Hire me. I promise to wear knee high wool socks and flannel. If someone asks for a rum and coke (or whatever it is these days) I’ll crinkle my eyes and say “you’re in the wrong place, sweetheart” real softly to them.